Why Google Search Fails to Index My Site

I will not change my website to appease Google's search requirements
and therefore most of my site is NOT indexed by Google Search,
however many other search engines index my site properly.

Sometimes
I have to use
Bing!
Gah!

! DIE GOOGLE SEARCH DIE !

Many years ago google was a good search engine,
but now in 2023 it is pathetic because

After 27 freaking YEARS of active development

Google Search

1) Still doesn't provide any way of including explicit punctuation within quoted phrases !
2) Does not provide any escape sequence for quotes " which also means inches!
3) Completely fails to index pages referenced by the simplest relative link!
4) Refuse to index pages contained in <iframe>???</iframe> tags!
5) Returns awful "custom search results" for AliExpress etc!
6) Still has no versatile beyond-basics query syntax!
7) Doesn't return results for word substrings!

Google might fully incorporate AI into their search at some point soon but
so far some of the above problems have persisted for 27 whopping years.

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It is most unfortunate that Darwinian consequences
take such an excruciatingly long time manifest but

I am confident that this will eventually resolve.

IF PER CHANCE I'M WRONG ABOUT ANY OF THIS
THEN PLEASE EMAIL AND ENLIGHTEN ME!